Treasure Island Lover Pillows

Early Emoji, the Black Spot!

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Nor'easter Island.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"This better work out."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

"They liked my screenplay!"

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

Where we get coconut milk.

'They have TWO trees!'

Someday we'll look back at this and laugh.

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.