Preowned Treasure Lover Pillows

"That cozy scarf is yours?"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"...it's another metal detector."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I'll take it."

My own museum.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Antique silver

Queen Anne

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Keeping Warm in the Highlands

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

National Pottery Live

Garage sale.

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

The traveling Yard Sale.

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

Sketches by Boz - Ticket Office at Coach Station

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

Early Emoji, the Black Spot!

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

His & her bathrooms, circa 1860