Treasure Trove Lover Gifts

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"...it's another metal detector."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Antique silver

"I'll take it."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Archeology 101.

The traveling Yard Sale.

Garage sale.

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Reference Section: Who's Who, Who's Kaput.

Early Emoji, the Black Spot!

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

Giorgio Tsoukalos

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.'

'Get her to sign a pre-nup: You don't want to give her half your treasure if it ends up in a divorce...'

Antiques Roadshow Here Today!

Antiques

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

'Undamaged, it would have been worth a small fortune...'

A dog's fleas have abandoned him to attend the flea market.

"How romantic - celebrating our anniversary at the dumpster where we first met!"