Tacky Treasure Lover Gifts

'I'm past the phase of being embarrassed by you, and I'd like to start bringing my friends around as soon as we do something about all this kitsch.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Treasure Island Book.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I love these old decorations!"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

Well, where's the last place you had it?

Buried Rubbish

The traveling Yard Sale.

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Street Sales

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

"She has to find just the right spot."

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

Tourist Shopping

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

Scavenenger's hunt.

'What did I tell you about investing in an unauthorised firm ?'

"I told you that parrot was a con-artist! That's a fake pirate's treasure-map you've bought!"

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

Flea Market: 'They have everything here but the kitchen sink!'

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"

'I can't believe you got such a great deal on those panties! We should shop at garage sales more often.'