Treasure Enthusiast Gifts

'All this dough and not a store in sight.'

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

'I often come in here just to remind myself of what this 'King' business is all about.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Treasure Island Book.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"...it's another metal detector."

Dept. of the Treasury

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm still looking, sir?"

At the end of the rainbow

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Books of Tablets

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure