Treasure Admirer Gifts

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Hadrian's Wall

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"...it's another metal detector."

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Posh Easter Egg

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Teddy Roosevelt

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Haunted museum

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

At the end of the rainbow

Museum.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."