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'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Hadrian's Wall

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Posh Easter Egg

"...it's another metal detector."

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Teddy Roosevelt

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"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Museum.

Haunted museum

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Antiques

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."