Treasure Aficionados Gifts

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Treasure Island Book.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"...it's another metal detector."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Islington Angels.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Stan's OK Deliveries

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

"Don't fret, lassie, I brought my own shovel."

'Why does this have an expiration date?'

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

"I'm going to check out a couple of antiques." "Good luck with your breast exam."

A Paper Shredder Prototype.

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

"She has to find just the right spot."

"He definitely loves auditing our treasures: He'll make a good accountant later on..."

Mudlarking

"I think you wound it too tight."

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.