Treasure Trove Enthusiast Gifts

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

"...it's another metal detector."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Treasure Island Book.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

The Old Curiosity Shop

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Antique silver

"I'll take it."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

The traveling Yard Sale.

Garage sale.

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

"She has to find just the right spot."

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'

Antiques Roadshow Here Today!

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'