Treasure Trove Enthusiast Mugs

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

"...it's another metal detector."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Treasure Island Book.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"I'll take it."

Antique silver

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

The traveling Yard Sale.

Garage sale.

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"She has to find just the right spot."

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Antiques

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"