






White Glossy Mug
"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."
This sturdy mug is perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or whatever hot beverage you enjoy. It's glossy white and yields vivid prints that retain their quality when dish-washed and microwaved.
Features
- High-quality ceramic construction
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Exclusive cartoon artwork
- 11 or 15 oz capacity
- Durable print that won't fade
Estimated Fullfillment: 5 Days
30-day return policy