Fourth Of July Gifts

'Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?'

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

'What about the other three fourths of the month?'

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Happy Fourth of July!

"Oh-oh!"

'Give me liberty or give me death!'

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

President Barack Obama.

Turkey Fry on the Grill

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"They call it fireworks. I call it a scary thunderstorm with really great special effects."

"The finale should be good"

'It's America's birthday so I'm baking a cake!'

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Barack Obama

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

'I'd steer clear of them on the forth of July!'

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

'Top floor, please.'

Declaration of Independence - 'Can I borrow a pen?'

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

'The Fourth of July would be a lot more fun if school weren't out anyway.'

"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"

American Flag for the Statue of Liberty.

"You've literally watched one game."

Servicemen holding American flag. Sergeant says 'Good news, men, we'll be getting the new flagpole tomorrow.'

''Consent of the governed'? -- Okay, but we'll need a lot of soft money.'