July 4th Party Gifts

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

That shows business confidence.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'Steak Ted?'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Party Animals.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium