4th Of July Celebration Gifts

"Hey, gang! Before this blast gets under way, would you all please stand for Whitney Houston's rendition of our national anthem?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

'Steak Ted?'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'It's baseball season!'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

UNFADED GLORY

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

John F. Kennedy

US National holiday

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Lucky Stars.

The Idea of America.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)