July 4th Gifts

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

'You call that a firecracker?'

July 5...payback.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

"Anything else to declare, gentlemen?"

Time to Thank Your Lucky Stars.

Not Proud To Be An American

Not Proud To Be An American

Life, liberty and the pursuit of squirrels? Give me that pen.

"You spoil that canary."

Marching Forth

"Yessir warmer weather will be moving in any day now."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Clown on bike.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Here and There Trays

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Fast food. Even faster food

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

'Steak Ted?'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."