July Gifts

The Month of July

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Steak Ted?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

French wine

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

A crab with a utility knife claw