Dry July Gifts

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

The experienced backpacker.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Pina Coladas

Beach Barbecue

Hiding the electronics.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Iliadette.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Building Sandcastles.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Time for vacation, time for work.

Relaxing in the Sun

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Beach hats