Summer Relaxation Gifts

"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"

"Good news... I've left the air conditioner on so the house will be cool when we get home."

"This is how I enjoy the sun."

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

'I'm trying to catch some Rays - and some Trevors and some Gavins...'

Next-door neighbours.

'It's the only exercise he gets these days. Fly swotting'.

'Which colony do you belong to buddy?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Build a Raft

Marshmallows

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'How very Cumbria.'