"And I'm actually the one who puts the giblets back into the chickens..."
Last Date Gifts
Looking for a meaningful gift to commemorate a significant life event like a last date or big farewell? Our 'Last Date' collection features thoughtfully designed items that capture the emotion and excitement of moving on. Whether it's a heartfelt keepsake or a witty reminder, these products help you celebrate transitions with style and sentiment. Make those memories last a lifetime with gifts that speak from the heart.
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'
Director/Action Man toy.
"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'
Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."
Working in the Hazard Zone!
Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka
Stand-up Romcom
"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."
"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."
"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
Steve McQueen
Working Late
Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"
This side is the gag reel.
'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'
Jimmy Cagney.
'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'
'I love this street...it's so real man...'
"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"
Next camera crew 5 mins
Now Playing at the Europlex
Filming Christmas
The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."
"Which part are you reading for?"
Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'
"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."
A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.
Last Date Gifts Collection
Last Date Mugs
Discover our 'Last Date' mugs collection — perfect for keeping those bittersweet memories alive with humor and sentiment in your daily routine.
Last Date Pillows
Check out our 'Last Date' pillows, an ideal way to bring warmth and personality to your space while honoring life's significant milestones.
Last Date Prints
Browse our 'Last Date' prints, turning special farewell moments into timeless pieces of art that inspire reflection and joy.
Last Date T-Shirts
Explore our 'Last Date' t-shirts, designed to add a witty and heartfelt touch to your wardrobe, making farewell moments memorable and meaningful.