Deadline Gifts

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Working Late

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Deadline

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Hourglass Dumptruck

Deadlines, Inc.

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Your car called- It's not taking you home until that report's finished.

Outstanding Time Management

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Drowning in Paper.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Help! Set me free!"

"I have to get this project finished."

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

A business man sits at his office desk with trays that read 'going once, going twice... and gone.'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Creepy, yes. But on the other hand, he's never missed a deadline.'

"This project was a mismanaged rush job and woefully underfunded, but we did finish it on time and under budget."

"Look I'm half way through a meeting, this better be bloody important!"

'My management philosophy is simple. Get the paperwork properly filled out and submitted on time.'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."