"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."
Deadline Dancer Gifts
Looking for a creative gift for the deadline dancer in your life? Whether they’re juggling choreographies or tight project timelines, our collection offers witty and delightful products that celebrate their passion and persistence. Brighten their day with something that acknowledges their dance between deadlines and creative pursuits, making their busy schedule a little more joyful.
A Visit From The Procrastination Muse
'I know you don't like to travel, but I just want you to run this down the hall.'
"I have to get this project finished."
"This project was a mismanaged rush job and woefully underfunded, but we did finish it on time and under budget."
"Look I'm half way through a meeting, this better be bloody important!"
"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."
Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.
'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'
"I always put things off until the last minute."
Working Late
"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."
Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.
Deadlines, Inc.
"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."
Procrastinators Anonymous
Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.
A business man sits at his office desk with trays that read 'going once, going twice... and gone.'
"Overcoming tardiness is overdue."
"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."
Burning the midnight oil.
Working hours.
"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"
"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"
Deadline
Pull an all-nighter?
"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."
"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."
"I think I see your deadline approaching."
Workaholics anonymous meeting.
'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'
'Dig in.'
In/Out.
Quicksands of time
"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"
Deadline Dancer Gifts Collection
Deadline Dancer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the deadline dancer’s spirit—great for mornings fueled by coffee and motivation.
Deadline Dancer Pillows
Bring personality to their space with pillows featuring fun and inspiring designs for the deadline dancer in your life.
Deadline Dancer Prints
Decorate their studio or office with prints that motivate and amuse—perfect for the deadline dancer's creative environment.
Deadline Dancer T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to showcase their creative hustle—ideal for dance rehearsals, chill days, or making a statement about balancing passion and deadlines.