Dates Gifts

'When I say 'February' what do you think of? . . . I was hoping for 'Valentine's Day', but I guess that was a long shot.'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

Today is "twosday": Tuesday 2-22-22! To celebrate, this twosome presents "twotoonsday"! Two toothless toucans in tutus. Two twenty-two twenty-two times two ... too!

'You made that divot deliberately.'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"Why are you wearing a tutu?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Romance

So Close..

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Cow in love'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.