Dry January Gifts

"I'm getting not-so-subtle hints of Dry January remorse, envy and resentment."

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."

"Dry January?"

"He used to read him stories but now he just tells him how great he feels since he stopped drinking."

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

Keeping Dry January

"How's your dry January going?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snowprov

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'No ice.'

Snow flake

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Boy rolled into a snowball

That one has all the batteries!

Good News about winter

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Little help?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Frosting the Snowman

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Bless You."

'The kids were so sweet...'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."