Dry January Warrior Gifts

"I'm getting not-so-subtle hints of Dry January remorse, envy and resentment."

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

Giraffe Umbrella

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Ice fisher.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

UFO Shelter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"A little help?"

Why giraffes hate winter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow Crime

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'