Dry January Warrior Pillows

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

Giraffe Umbrella

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Ice fisher.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"A little help?"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Why giraffes hate winter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

UFO Shelter

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Snow Crime

"Sriracha"

January Joiner

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'