Dry January Participant Pillows

The Janopause

"I wish I'd never started Dry January."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

30 Days Has Movember

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Soho walking society

"I am in training for the sales."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

How to wear a false moustache.

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

Holidays are Here, Think!

January Sales

New Year's Resolution. . .

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."

Skin cells "My skins really dry today" "Tut! astringent,astringent,astringent!!!"

'Someone call a doctor, Bob's had an art attack!'

"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."

'Okay ladies, husband's credit cards at the ready. On your marks, get set...'

"Water feature, water feature...."

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

'Transfer every penny from my joint account to a safe deposit box until Thursday when the sales finish!'

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

Fashion Victim.

Cats on social media

Water is protected within a safe.

"Help the poor kids or help the poor workers,poor stockholders, poor venture captialists..."

"How's your dry January going?"

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'