Dry Skin Warrior Pillows

Skin cells "My skins really dry today" "Tut! astringent,astringent,astringent!!!"

Giraffe Umbrella

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

Desert Dermatologist

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"Wig or the wisp?"