Dry Skin Warrior Pillows

Skin cells "My skins really dry today" "Tut! astringent,astringent,astringent!!!"

Giraffe Umbrella

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Internet Cafe.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Desert Dermatologist

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Wig or the wisp?"

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