Weather-worn Warrior Pillows

A windscreen wiper on a baseball field

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Shoes Make The Man

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Trawling for Fish.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'