Drought Warrior Gifts

Water is protected within a safe.

"Water feature, water feature...."

Tips on dealing with the drought.

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'

'We just turned wine into water! We'll make a fortune in California!'

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We'll always have Paris..."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

A guide to seasons in the North East

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

The New Normal

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Deforestation.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."