Drought Warrior Gifts

Water is protected within a safe.

"Water feature, water feature...."

Tips on dealing with the drought.

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'

'We just turned wine into water! We'll make a fortune in California!'

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

The New Normal

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Shoes Make The Man

A guide to seasons in the North East

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Deforestation.

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.