Drought Battler Gifts

'Good thing she's in my best pasture....'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Bad times to sneeze

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Get an afterlife!'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Drone Spray

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Computer Virus

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

No fly zone

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Tennis Player.

Protecting the green

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Heat and Food Poisoning

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'