Dust Battler Gifts

Dust bunnies -- No matter how much you clean … they just keep going and going and going …..

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Dust Bunny

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

fish in a bottle...

Drone Spray

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Painter's Duel.

'How long did you try before calling?'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

Computer Virus

Spanx Tells Me No

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

No fly zone

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

Tennis Player.

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Human Dust Buster

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

'I found the termites!'

Bloomin' moths!

'Heeey. Look what Randy have.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.