Dust Buster Gifts

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Just as I thought - chalk dust! Take a break from clapping erasers!"

The Grime Reaper.

"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"

Human Dust Buster

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Crop duster wanted.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Dust Bunny

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Car Emissions

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Oil Spill

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Horn of Plenty.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

Human Tree

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Me…me…catch me!'

I suggest you call technical support.

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."