Dustbuster Gifts

In basket-case.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Dust Bunny

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

Horn of Plenty.

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"If only you knew. . ."

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

The housing market begins to deflate.

"It's good luck."

Born To Raise Dirt

Human Dust Buster

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

I suggest you call technical support.

Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."