Dust Dominator Gifts

Dust Bunny

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Elderly People

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

'I can dream, can't I?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

Jazz Bagpipes

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Born To Raise Dirt

Human Dust Buster

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

"Sorry, dear, but I can't come to dinner with you and your parents. However, I will sent my drone in my place."

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

Computer He-male (email).

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

Dirty Harry Dancing

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'