Dust Warrior Gifts

"It now seems that dust may spur the growth of fat cells."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Glastonbury. After.

U of Debt

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny

Student Debt

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

Clean air.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

Air freshener - pollution.

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

business illustration

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

Fume detector

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Human Dust Buster

Pete Bog

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

'These guys are going to take us kicking and screaming to hell with them!'

Tetanus Jab

"The rest of the cubicle owners asked me to tell you to clean up your cubicle. You're bringing down the value of the other cubicles in the office."

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

Hardware Store: Drone Swatter

Shopping for an exercise bike