Dirt Warrior Gifts

Cornered

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Glastonbury. After.

U of Debt

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Internet Cafe.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Student Debt

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

How Gary got his groove back.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Clean air.

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

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'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'