Dirt Wrangler Gifts

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

The Specimen Hunter

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Bicycle Pie Chart

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Menace.

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"