Wire Wrangler Gifts

Fun and games with wires.

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Dissectum Paniculata

Cow Pilot.

Fish don't like worms.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Two robots are playing table football.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."