Wit Wrangler Gifts

'The bridge club is ready to start, dear.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

The nonprofit dog fight.

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

The Specimen Hunter

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The Drone Ranger

Menace.

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

Christo's greatest challenge.

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."