Witness Wrangler Gifts

Two witnesses say you took the money, But 10 witnesses say I didn't.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Parenting Business Deals

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

How Many It Takes

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Quiet Time

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'Sorry, Holly!'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."