Humor Wrangler Gifts

"Just a sec honey...Mommy has to cut this up into little pieces, so the vacuum can pick it up easier."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'OK...now what?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

The Critic...

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

An expletive of editors

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"Not guilty, because your lawyer came up with some great excuses."

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

"That's fathering."

'Well, having a general opinion that fits every topic keeps him from wasting words...'

When traveling with a cat, the adventure begins long before you go through airport security.