Client Wrangler Gifts

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"

The opinion poll ltd.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Toastquest!

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'It's for you.'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Fun and games with wires.

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."