Cable Wrangler Gifts

Boy Scout rushes to the help of a computer guy wrapped in wires.

Useful & Useless Cables

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Binge Watch

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Dave invents the remote belt

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Two robots are playing table football.

"There's the remote!"