Regulation Wrangler Gifts

Can you do another draft of this? There's still a couple of sentences people might understand

'It looks like they're bringing in the new regulations manual.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

How Many It Takes

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"No, those aren't my diplomas. They're my regulations."

"These new regulations will completely change how we get around them, sir."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Small business being intimidated with regulations and red tape.

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

Heath and Safety Minefield

'The 'Waste Management' guidelines were bigger than the waste management containers!'

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'The amendments to the Health and Safety book have arrived.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"It's the Oak Mountain Plant. We're going to have a lot of regulating to do."

IRS-Audits. You must be this tall to pay taxes. I hope I'm not dreaming.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

She - Interpreter - He.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

Sulk Shows

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"