Wig Wrangler Gifts

"Why are you walking my wig ?"

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

New Guy.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Fish don't like worms.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Dissectum Paniculata

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

The Specimen Hunter

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'