Wig Wrangler Pillows

"Why are you walking my wig ?"

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

New Guy.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

Fish don't like worms.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Dissectum Paniculata

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

The Specimen Hunter

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

Menace.

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."