Bill Wrangler Gifts

'Everybody, please welcome Moose and Rocco to the team. They're our new revenue enhancement and collections specialists.'

"We'll take $10 off the monthly charge, but we reserve the right to slip it back in when you're not looking."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

The Specimen Hunter

An expletive of editors

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

'It's for you.'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."