Future Leader Wrangler Gifts

United Nations HQ Day Care Center. Hopefully one day we'll get the opportunity to "change the world" in other ways!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Yearbook

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

High Riders of the Old West

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Did you want me, boss?'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

The Critic...

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

A Born Politician