Joey Wrangler Gifts

'Since I split from his Mum I've had him for weekends.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

The nonprofit dog fight.

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

The Specimen Hunter

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"This way, O' Brien."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.