Young Wrangler Gifts

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

The Baby Walker

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Distance to avoid contagion

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Parenting Business Deals

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'